I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I met the friendliest cop last night
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Randomize
