You're completely useless in the revolution.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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