It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Randomize
