After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
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Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
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Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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