Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
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