Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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