she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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