sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
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Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
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Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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