is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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