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  • Desperate times call for desperate measures.

    Submitted by stcharly on Jan 18, 11 at 2:34pm
  • Knife hits? Easy solution to the no lighter problem

    Submitted by loemarie on Jan 18, 11 at 2:18pm
  • Been there XD

    Submitted by sysric on Jan 18, 11 at 2:54pm
  • Constructing insanely complex and dangerous ways to get high is half if not most of the fun brah

    Submitted by Brian856 on Jan 18, 11 at 10:27pm
  • Why not go out and buy a fifty cent lighter?

    Submitted by morganmce on Jan 18, 11 at 3:03pm
    • Clearly you have never known the paranoia of being stoned in public.

      Submitted by TheUniverse on Jan 18, 11 at 8:25pm
      • Clearly you haven't been stoned enough to know that you can be stoned and act normal in public. \n\nIt's pretty easy.

        Submitted by monicamischief on Jan 19, 11 at 12:05pm
      • Clearly it makes more sense to buy the lighter after you're stoned than before.

        Submitted by jonathan171 on Jan 19, 11 at 1:56pm
  • To the person that said use the candle , really now? You are clearly not thinking. You'd drip candle wax all over and I don't think anyone wants to smoke candle wax

    Submitted by HardXCoreDave on Apr 5, 11 at 11:50am
  • ...or use the candle...

    Submitted by professorbananas on Jan 18, 11 at 4:45pm
  • Lol I've done that exact same thing. It's a strenuous task.

    Submitted by kaylovely on Jan 18, 11 at 2:35pm
  • Ingenuity and dedication, never let it be said that stoners are slackers

    Submitted by butterf1yy on Jan 19, 11 at 11:29am
  • am I the only one wondering what they used to light the candle in the first place? or were they just that stoned that they forgot about the lighter they used.

    Submitted by Taz69 on Jan 21, 11 at 2:33am
  • Use the force, Luke.

    Submitted by thebatman on Jan 19, 11 at 12:51am
  • I've done this many of time at 3am. Not good wen u tip the candle

    Submitted by FukYoCouchNig on Jan 18, 11 at 4:52pm
  • Really? All of you don't see the sheer stupidity of this? Why didn't they use the paper towel that they lit with the stove eye and not even worry about the candle?

    Submitted by HardXCoreDave on Apr 4, 11 at 9:46pm
  • Very inventive and creative. Especially when you're all profoundly baked. I'm impressed.

    Submitted by aryka23 on Jan 19, 11 at 2:36am
  • Thanks, TheUniverse, but I do. Apparently you don't know how to act natural.

    Submitted by morganmce on Jan 19, 11 at 3:05am
  • No, TheUniverse, they've probably smoked enough weed that they're over the paranoia.. It's not that hard to be in public baked and act normal hah

    Submitted by bcbud420 on Jan 19, 11 at 3:51am
  • Totally been in that situation before. Felt like a genius when I thought of that

    Submitted by gaybiker on Jan 19, 11 at 6:12am
  • Lmao .. Sounds like my life

    Submitted by CumGuzzler on Jan 19, 11 at 6:23am
  • Dude. Toaster.

    Submitted by lemothelemon on Jan 21, 11 at 1:53am
  • Why not roll a doob?? Or knife hits?? Mythblazers 101...

    Submitted by famlytree on Jan 18, 11 at 3:43pm
  • That is genius.

    Submitted by cattack on Oct 22, 12 at 3:31pm
  • I really don't understand why you wouldn't run out and get a cheap lighter. Unless these kids are in the middle of nowhere and can't--in that case, this makes sense.

    Submitted by monicamischief on Jan 18, 11 at 4:30pm