I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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