i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
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Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
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I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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