I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
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