Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.