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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.

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• (805): View more from California

  He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex

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  How do you have pretend sex?

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  It was bad...so it was pretend

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.

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• (361): View more from Texas

  I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character

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• (909): View more from California

  My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.

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• (818): View more from California

  Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me

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• (714): View more from California

  So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.

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• (914): View more from New York

  And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.

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  I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?

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• (469): View more from Texas

  The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.

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• (435): View more from Utah

  Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying

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• (956): View more from Texas

  Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.

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• (805): View more from California

  I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️

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• (925): View more from California

  I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine

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