so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
