I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
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we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
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it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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