Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
operation have a gay friend backfired
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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