i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
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please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
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How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
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