I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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