After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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