How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Dick very happy bro
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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