your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Randomize
