Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
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for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
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I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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