shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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