its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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