It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I am mentally ready for anal.
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