I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
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Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
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I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
we should paint friendship bongs
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