I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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