all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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