i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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