So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
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I'm getting a little sick of people assuming every text is fake. What basis do you have to claim that it's fake? That it's too absurd to ever happen? Um, newsflash, Einstein: THAT'S THE PURPOSE OF THIS WEBSITE! Posting absurd, outlandish texts for us all to enjoy! If you don't like it, then stop reading them and find another way to waste your time.
Here, Here! <3
fake... Sight's getting lame posting too many fake drunk/fake in general stories
I want to hear what happened next. This is hilarious.
THIS EXACT THING HAPPENED WITH MY EX GF! Except it was my DAD! HAHAHA. Small world. She used his bathroom, climbed into bed with him, and proceeded to straddle him with her titties all over his face. The next morning he came down for breakfast with the biggest smile. Hahaha funny coincidence.
wowwww i did the EXACT same thingg..so embarassing!
"oh i am the girl friend and the text receiver"
no, bitch, you're not. cause hes refering to his girl friend has "she" if he was sending it to her he would've said "you". dumb shit
Good job, Philly or suburbs,
Hey 4:02, you fucking idiot. If you are from Phily, you would know that this shit could definitely happen. If you don't like this "sight" go to another 'sight" and stay the fuck out of Philly.
okay anonymous. yes i am. i am the EX girlfriend. learn to read. he and i are best friends, we talk about who we date, and he texted that to me. moron.
lol @ 12:33
maybe the guy was telling his ex about the new girl he's hooking up with? dumb shit.
This shit is to damn funny, reminds me of a good friend of mine, at the time, got hammered one night and passed out in his moms bed naked, she came home late with her boyfriend to find her naked son passed out on top of her bed. He then proceeded to tell her his LIFE story still including all the drugs women and alcoholic drinking events of the last few years, he called me the next day told me this, and then said, have a good life, never heard from him again lol HAHAHA
hahahaha dude above me is a badass for telling her family and making her cry
woah woah woah 2:34. its philly bitch, no trailers here.
also to the genius @4:02, "sight's getting fake" really? "sight"? wow, thanks for that.
you wouldnt send a text the day after tho in third person that doesnt make any sense at all
Oooh funny side note to my story... when she woke up she ran to my room and cried til 5 AM. Then 1 week later I told her family the story over Christmas dinner and she ran away from the table and cried for 3 hours.
the text is true... i am the text receiver and the ex girlfriend.
thats what happens when you live in a trailer
No wonder she's your ex.
The older I get, the more I realize that people can't make up stories as wild as life naturally provides.
Wow! Bless your heart!!! Bet they love her!!
(1) when's the wedding
(2) can I hold the gun????????
Hmm, maybe I should clarify that statement since it could be construed as me thinking you're an asshole. What I meant was, kudos for breaking up with such a crybaby bitch. Actually, that sounds like a girl I work with -any chance you're from the 303?