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  • I'm getting a little sick of people assuming every text is fake. What basis do you have to claim that it's fake? That it's too absurd to ever happen? Um, newsflash, Einstein: THAT'S THE PURPOSE OF THIS WEBSITE! Posting absurd, outlandish texts for us all to enjoy! If you don't like it, then stop reading them and find another way to waste your time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 4:08pm
  • fake... Sight's getting lame posting too many fake drunk/fake in general stories

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 4:02pm
  • I want to hear what happened next. This is hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 6:33pm
  • THIS EXACT THING HAPPENED WITH MY EX GF! Except it was my DAD! HAHAHA. Small world. She used his bathroom, climbed into bed with him, and proceeded to straddle him with her titties all over his face. The next morning he came down for breakfast with the biggest smile. Hahaha funny coincidence.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 4:55pm
  • wowwww i did the EXACT same thingg..so embarassing!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 10:52pm
  • "oh i am the girl friend and the text receiver" no, bitch, you're not. cause hes refering to his girl friend has "she" if he was sending it to her he would've said "you". dumb shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 12:33am
  • Good job, Philly or suburbs,

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 3:26pm
  • This shit is to damn funny, reminds me of a good friend of mine, at the time, got hammered one night and passed out in his moms bed naked, she came home late with her boyfriend to find her naked son passed out on top of her bed. He then proceeded to tell her his LIFE story still including all the drugs women and alcoholic drinking events of the last few years, he called me the next day told me this, and then said, have a good life, never heard from him again lol HAHAHA

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 7:49pm
  • lol @ 12:33 maybe the guy was telling his ex about the new girl he's hooking up with? dumb shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 2:45am
  • hahahaha dude above me is a badass for telling her family and making her cry

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 5:12pm
  • Hey 4:02, you fucking idiot. If you are from Phily, you would know that this shit could definitely happen. If you don't like this "sight" go to another 'sight" and stay the fuck out of Philly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 6:57pm
  • okay anonymous. yes i am. i am the EX girlfriend. learn to read. he and i are best friends, we talk about who we date, and he texted that to me. moron.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 5:29pm
  • woah woah woah 2:34. its philly bitch, no trailers here. also to the genius @4:02, "sight's getting fake" really? "sight"? wow, thanks for that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 3:21pm
  • you wouldnt send a text the day after tho in third person that doesnt make any sense at all

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 12:40am
  • Oooh funny side note to my story... when she woke up she ran to my room and cried til 5 AM. Then 1 week later I told her family the story over Christmas dinner and she ran away from the table and cried for 3 hours.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 5:01pm
  • thats what happens when you live in a trailer

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 2:34pm
  • the text is true... i am the text receiver and the ex girlfriend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 6:01pm
  • No wonder she's your ex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 5:10pm
  • Wow! Bless your heart!!! Bet they love her!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 7:59pm
  • The older I get, the more I realize that people can't make up stories as wild as life naturally provides.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 4:36pm
  • (1) when's the wedding and (2) can I hold the gun????????

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 7:35pm
  • Hmm, maybe I should clarify that statement since it could be construed as me thinking you're an asshole. What I meant was, kudos for breaking up with such a crybaby bitch. Actually, that sounds like a girl I work with -any chance you're from the 303?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 5:13pm