We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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