i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
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K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
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My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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