Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
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