those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Randomize
