why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
My life is pants optional.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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