it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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