porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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