I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
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whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
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OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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