Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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