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  • Submitted by cheesepizza on Apr 29, 10 at 4:21pm

    In Soviet Russia, family runs in alcoholism! Hahaha...haha..haaaa..\n...

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    Submitted by robotninjapirate on Apr 29, 10 at 5:21pm

    So you're two years old and already texting like a champ? Niiice.

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    Submitted by klangford on Apr 29, 10 at 4:58pm

    apparently it doesn't run deep enough if they still remember your birthday

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    Submitted by geordan on Apr 29, 10 at 5:02pm

    Haha glad to see this dosent just happen to me

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      Submitted by bananastand on Apr 29, 10 at 8:46pm

      haha me too, i've been getting this since i turned 16

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      Submitted by tess42 on May 2, 10 at 1:40am

      my mom gives that speech to me every weekend

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    Submitted by xaluasx on Apr 29, 10 at 4:08pm

    First bitches...kinda pointless really...just saaayin

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    Submitted by xboxjunkie on May 1, 10 at 12:31pm

    Just turned 17 a couple weeks ago- my dad decided my birthday would be the best time to start giving me that speech. XD

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    Submitted by bartolo on Apr 29, 10 at 8:39pm

    Ya, I think alcoholism runs in everyones family.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 10 at 11:30pm

    Yo cunt you tryin suck a dick or sumthin

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    Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on Apr 29, 10 at 6:25pm

    I got that speech for like, ten years straight! Not anymore though:) Thanks to my new "addiction" I now get the "Seriously dude... One of these days, someone's husband is going to kill you!" Haha! ;)

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 10 at 5:21pm

    I know this speech very well..

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    Submitted by nosegoes on Apr 29, 10 at 5:00pm

    I get that speak once a month

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    Submitted by natb49 on Apr 30, 10 at 1:09pm

    Nice. I'm three for four, my mom was drunk last year and forgot lol

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 10 at 9:08pm

    I've used that excuse for years..

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    Submitted by J3RZ3Y on Apr 30, 10 at 2:32am

    Yeah... Get that speech every weekend...