I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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