Having a random hookup so left but love u
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
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This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
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I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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