what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
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I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
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I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
My vagina is very pro this idea
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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