so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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