Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
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You sound more like a reject from Jersey Shore.
Today was a good day in the rainy So Cal, home of prospective trophy wives. ;) bring her and the bathtub bong girl too haha
Bet you look more like the last-place consolation prize.
I bet you fist pump like a champ... You need a rich husband cause your life is going no where.
what ?no big boobs? thats all your missing to be in jersey shore.