You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
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I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
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My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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