Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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