I'm drive I can fine osifer
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
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he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
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It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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