Moan for me like Helen Keller
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
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