we have officially lost it.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
Randomize
