You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
the liver wants what the liver wants
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Randomize
