Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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