Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
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