well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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