FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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