I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
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We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
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I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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