it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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